Mrs. Doubtfucker: A Mrs. Doubtfire Parody

The doorbell rings and Kenzie Taylor answers it, greeting Mrs. Doubtfucher, a seemingly elderly lady who speaks in an exaggeratedly prim old woman's voice. 'I'm so happy to see you Mrs. Doubt...um...Doubt-fucke--Doubt...fucker? I'm sorry, I can't recall--am I pronouncing it correctly? It's a very...um....INTERESTING name!' Kenzie laughs. It's called Doubt-Fyooker. You see, this is a German word. The reply is from Mrs. Doubtfucher. Kenzie explains that, as she mentioned on the phone, she recently got back together with her ex-husband, and his 18-year-old daughter Mackenzie, so with all the extra people living there now, she needed a housekeeper to pick up the slack. Kenzie takes a few moments to examine Mrs. Doubtfucher, and asks if she's met her before. She seems very familiar. Mrs. Doubtfucher says she has never seen her, but she does have one of these faces. Kenzie tells Mrs. Doubtfucher that she needs to go into her daughter's bedroom and introduce yourself. Mrs. Doubtfucher agrees with barely contained enthusiasm and gets up to go to the daughter's room. Wait, how does she know where her daughter's room is? Kenzie asks suspiciously. She laughs and says, "It must be the women's instinct!" There is a knock on Mackenzie Moss' bedroom door. Mackenzie Moss invites her visitor inside and introduces herself as Mrs. Doubtfucher, the housekeeper. Mackenzie thinks that Mrs. Doubtfucher is strange. After checking to see if Kenzie was nearby, Mrs. Doubtfucher shuts the door. Mackenzie is shocked when Mrs. Doubtfucher tells her that Alexis Fawx, Mackenzie's stepmother, actually lives in the house. Mackenzie is shocked but happy. After her dad found out about Mackenzie and Alexis having sex and divorced Alexis, she thought she would never see Alexis again! Alexis says she disguised herself to look like an old housekeeper because she knew that she was not allowed near Mackenzie but just had to see her. There is a tender moment and they begin to kiss passionately. Alexis found a way to reconnect with Mackenzie...and Kenzie found the ideal housekeeper, 'Mrs. Doubtfucher'!